Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is MLCE?
A: MLCE is a group of Mount Laguna Cabin owners, residents and friends dedicated to the art of turning beer, wine and liquor into urine, promoting friendship and goodwill while doing so.
Q: When was the MLCE founded?
A: A long time ago.
Q: Must you drink alcohol to become a member?
A: NO!!! bottle water, fruit juice, sports drink qualify as they will all end up returning to earth.
Q: Who is eligible to join MLCE??
A: Anybody except little green men from mars. Unless the little green men from mars bring beer. Then, they could join, too.
Q: Are there dues??
A: No.
Q: Do you sell anything,,, hats, tee-shirts etc,???
A: No.
Q: Do you have membership cards??
A: No.
Q: How often do your members have meetings??
A: When ever possible.. swing by the cabin and we’ll have a meeting.
Q: How many members to you have?
A: Depends on who shows up.
Q: What time is happy hour??
A: No specific time. You see, Mount Laguna is 6000 feet above sea level; therefore happy hour/cocktail hour may commence at will.
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