Mount Laguna Cabin owners, residents and friends dedicated to the art of turning beer, wine and liquor into urine, promoting friendship and goodwill while doing so.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is MLCE?

A: MLCE is a group of Mount Laguna Cabin owners, residents and friends dedicated to the art of turning beer, wine and liquor into urine, promoting friendship and goodwill while doing so.

Q: When was the MLCE founded?

A: A long time ago.

Q: Must you drink alcohol to become a member?

A: NO!!! bottle water, fruit juice, sports drink qualify as they will all end up returning to earth.

Q: Who is eligible to join MLCE??

A: Anybody except little green men from mars. Unless the little green men from mars bring beer. Then, they could join, too.

Q: Are there dues??

A: No.

Q: Do you sell anything,,, hats, tee-shirts etc,???

A: No.

Q: Do you have membership cards??

A: No.

Q: How often do your members have meetings??

A: When ever possible.. swing by the cabin and we’ll have a meeting.

Q: How many members to you have?

A: Depends on who shows up.

Q: What time is happy hour??

A: No specific time. You see, Mount Laguna is 6000 feet above sea level; therefore happy hour/cocktail hour may commence at will.

One Response to “Frequently Asked Questions”

  1. PAL says:

    Testing, testing…Last call

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